Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".
So the second lady says "I don't know?"
So the first lady says, " all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicap!"
Remember, an alcoholic & a drunk are not the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend meetings.
Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax.
Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.
Ever hear the expression "hard drinker" ? Never made much sense
to me, drinking's one of the easiest things in the world to do.
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.