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What happened when the barman died?
The police held an inn-quest

Rating: 3.0 |

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along.
"What'll ya have?" he asked.
"Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied.
So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one gulp.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. "Yuck, that's nasty poison!" she spluttered. "I don't know how you can drink this stuff!"
"Well, there you go," cried the husband. "And you think I'm out enjoying myself every night!"

Rating: 3.8 |

Where do Martians drink beer ?
At a mars bar !

Rating: 3.0 |

How do barmen surf the web?
On the Gin-ternet.

Rating: 2.0 |

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head.
"How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"

Rating: 2.0 |

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